1. |
Hell Yeah
04:21
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HELL YEAH
(Lyrics: Notorious Nelson)
I got my eighteen wheels turnin’
my cigarette is burnin’
and the license plate is flashin’ my name
I have a big ol’ cup of coffee
and the engine’s roaring softly
while an aspirin is soothing the pain
Country music’s playin’
and a little flag is swayin’
endless might and power,
six days without a shower
I’m a big rig // drivin’ man
Rollin’ on the Interstate
hoping I won’t be too late
to ride this mother home
With a fifty piece of cattle
packed in fourty tons of metal
I’m the king on a truckers throne
Diggin’ into grey concrete
I only ride at killer-speed
I’m overtaking everyone
got always the left blinker on
I rule this // road alone
CHORUS
I’m drivin’ my truck to Nashville
and it’s still a long way to go
never ever had a roadkill
with Dave Dudley on the radio
I’m drivin’ my truck to Nashville
and I’m always looking straight ahead
and if I ever write my last will
my big rig // will be my dyin’ bed
I’ll be missing my baby that´s for sure
And one day he´ll be knockin´ at my door
As I teem with masculinity
the cops pull out in front of me
stoppin’ me at Hamburger Jay
Like a knight in shiny armor
I get out my truckin’ parlor
Thinkin’ they won’t ever ruin my day
I’m touching soft and tender
my shiny frontwheel fender
all they will remember
is U.S. chrome in splendor
I say “HELL YEAH” //
and make my getaway
CHORUS
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2. |
The Day I Shot Him Down
04:18
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THE DAY I SHOT HIM DOWN
(Lyrics: Tremendous T-Bone Tucker)
Long, long time ago,
when Twix was known as Raider,
Johnny Cash alive
and I’m no lonesome strider.
I had a lovely wife
and no idea of Al-Quaida.
The only crime I committed
was picking up Hitch-Hiker.
Times were peaceful,
quiet and warm,
but everything changed
the day he shot her down!
He came at night and took my wife,
while I was on the road.
He murdered her in the coldest way
that people ever heard.
I swore to god to hunt him down
for taking away my girl.
And as I finally got him,
it was her uncle Earl.
He bagged for his life
at the break of dawn.
But I showed no remorse
and shot him down!
CHORUS
Three times in the head,
three times in the back
And one for the leg. (3x)
Three times in the head,
three times in the back
for breakin’ my wife’s neck!
CHORUS
Times were peaceful, quiet and warm,
but everything changed
the day he shot her down!
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3. |
Busdriver
03:11
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BUSDRIVER
(Lyrics: Notorious Nelson)
I get up early in the morning,
and grab myself a beer
I’m puttin’ on my uniform
and I’m getting’ outta here
CHORUS
‘cause I’m the Busdriver
and I’m the best there is in town
and I’ll be taking you to places
that y’all have never known.
I’m an urban legend
and I get all the chicks
and if you just can’t find a girl
hey, I know all them tricks.
CHORUS
I’m leaving Central Station
and I proudly honk my horn
I always will deliver
when I cruise in Paderborn.
CHORUS
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4. |
Tired
06:58
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TIRED
(Lyrics: Dan Bonananza)
The kids lying back there
Like dreams flushed down the gutter
The blood and brain
Mix with the mud and the snow
And now that we are tired again
And haven't slept in days
Deep inside the city fires
Scare us off our way
CHORUS
Tomorrow when you find us
With our faces under blankets
I guess then you'll see we played our part
Now the cold dirty waters
Drown the land of our mothers
Wash away all that once was our home
And you switch on your TV
The news on Fox tonight
Send shivers down your spine
cause another kid in town
Grabbed a gun and played Columbine
CHORUS
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5. |
How Gay Thy Cotton Soul
03:14
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HOW GAY THY COTTON SOUL
(Lyrics: Jolanda Hunter)
Down by the river, there is a cottage
That’s where me and my wifey spend our days
See I love me lady but when she leaves for market
Suddenly I start to turn my ways
I open her closet and try on all her dresses
Looking awesome in her tiny underwear
I’m a hardworking cowboy, a hardworking lover
But secretly I’d love to wax my hair
Late at night, in my dreams
I see myself turning into a pink western queen
Late at night, in my dreams
Me and my lightsaber, join the sissy team
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